** John "Creativity" Cleese Invents New Religion **
Have you asked the Lord for a new Mercedes?
Is this how you spell blessings?
¥€$
Do you drink Yin-Yang-Tangh with ur #ProsperityPancakes ?
Blessed are the #poor ... so, I guess they're OK ??
In contrast ...
Pacific Garden Mission/Unshackled:
Unshackled Apologetics:
https://adamslostdream.blogspot.com/2011/07/unshackled-apologetics.html
** Ken Ham and #YoursTruly Conspire to Take Over US **
Ken "Six Daze" Ham is a former science teacher from
#AussieLand
With his vast and deep knowledge of hi-tek gizmos, he'll
be able to infiltrate the CIA/MLB/FBI/ROG/IDK & Minnie Utherz.
Step Number 1) ... buy the New York Times (fmr. New
Amsterdam Daily Gossip) since NFO = PWR.
Sadly, one of our top executives changed his name from Ochs
to Oakes ... spooky huh #SprechenSieDeutsch ? [1]
Jay "Biological Essentialism" Hall had the
privilege to interview Maya Angelou:
https://adamslostdream.blogspot.com/2020/02/maya-angelou-new-age-prophetess.html
He's also been to the #WhiteHouse twice* and the Pentagon
once** ... things that make you go "hmmm" right?!
OR ... things that make you go mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm:
Next, they will take over the Public Skewels, heeding the
warning of AA Hodge from 1886: "The United States system of national
popular education will be the most efficient and wide instrument for the
propagation of Atheism which the world has ever seen."
https://teachdiligently.com/articles/aa-hodge-public-schools-are-the-engine-of-atheism
Their other future plans are known only to the #Illuminati
(Cleveland Branch) and the "Brothers of Dave."
** OPRAH endorses "John of God" fake New Age
healer ** [2]
João Teixeira de Faria (John of God) is a Brazilian faith
healer.
He was on OPRAH and gained quite a following.
James Randi and Joe Nickell exposed his psychic healing
flim-flam.
Despite his 15 minutes of fame and fortunate publicity, Oprah’s
spiritual healer has been sentenced to 99 years in prison.
So, children, what is the moral of this story?
1) get on the
OPRAH show
2) win a new car
‼ ‼
3) OR ... go2
#Jail for 99 years.
#Film@11 #Year99
** Roger "haha" Brownie-Howardz offers L.A.F.
Degree **
One student said, "You're chilln' me Pastor
Smalls!"
L.A.F. = Laughter And Frivolity
Learn how to have a laugh fit in ur own home!
Roll around between the pews & howl @ the MOon!
Roger's Bible School is in Beverly Hills, FL***
Scholarships are available ...
https://www.riverbibleinstitute.com/
His church is known as "The Crick."
Roger also writes on politix ...
https://www.amazon.com/Socialism-Under-Microscope-Rodney-Howard-Browne-ebook/dp/B087H79CGP
For those of you living in #SouthAsia ☺☺☺>>
#HumorMii_ThisBatman !
* as a tourist
** my step-dad worked there
*** my bro-n-law lives in BH, it's a wonderful town!
ROG = Rea7 0rigin@L GanksTα
Notes:
1) The Trust by
Susan Tifft & Alex S. Jones (Little, Brown & Co., Boston, 1999), p.
117.
