Monday, July 31, 2023

Westminster Wasp - Ur Chillin' Mii #Smallz ‼



 ** John "Creativity" Cleese Invents New Religion **

https://youtu.be/c3NF349aEHM

Have you asked the Lord for a new Mercedes?

Is this how you spell blessings?

   ¥€$

Do you drink Yin-Yang-Tangh with ur #ProsperityPancakes ?

Blessed are the #poor ... so, I guess they're OK ??

In contrast ...

Pacific Garden Mission/Unshackled:

https://www.pgm.org

https://youtu.be/AK2DacdN7vA

Unshackled Apologetics:

https://adamslostdream.blogspot.com/2011/07/unshackled-apologetics.html



 

** Ken Ham and #YoursTruly Conspire to Take Over US **

Ken "Six Daze" Ham is a former science teacher from #AussieLand  

With his vast and deep knowledge of hi-tek gizmos, he'll be able to infiltrate the CIA/MLB/FBI/ROG/IDK & Minnie Utherz.

Step Number 1) ... buy the New York Times (fmr. New Amsterdam Daily Gossip) since NFO = PWR.

Sadly, one of our top executives changed his name from Ochs to Oakes ... spooky huh #SprechenSieDeutsch ? [1]

Jay "Biological Essentialism" Hall had the privilege to interview Maya Angelou:

https://adamslostdream.blogspot.com/2020/02/maya-angelou-new-age-prophetess.html

He's also been to the #WhiteHouse twice* and the Pentagon once** ... things that make you go "hmmm" right?!

OR ... things that make you go mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm:

https://youtu.be/eTeg1txDv8w

Next, they will take over the Public Skewels, heeding the warning of AA Hodge from 1886: "The United States system of national popular education will be the most efficient and wide instrument for the propagation of Atheism which the world has ever seen."

https://teachdiligently.com/articles/aa-hodge-public-schools-are-the-engine-of-atheism

Their other future plans are known only to the #Illuminati (Cleveland Branch) and the "Brothers of Dave."



 

** OPRAH endorses "John of God" fake New Age healer ** [2]

João Teixeira de Faria (John of God) is a Brazilian faith healer.

He was on OPRAH and gained quite a following.  

James Randi and Joe Nickell exposed his psychic healing flim-flam.

Despite his 15 minutes of fame and fortunate publicity, Oprah’s spiritual healer has been sentenced to 99 years in prison.

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2023/07/oprahs-faith-healer-get-99-years-for-raping-8-girls-and-women-allegedly-600-more-victims/

So, children, what is the moral of this story?

   1) get on the OPRAH show

   2) win a new car ‼ ‼

   3) OR ... go2 #Jail for 99 years.

#Film@11 #Year99



 

** Roger "haha" Brownie-Howardz offers L.A.F. Degree **

One student said, "You're chilln' me Pastor Smalls!"

L.A.F. = Laughter And Frivolity  

Learn how to have a laugh fit in ur own home!

Roll around between the pews & howl @ the MOon!

Roger's Bible School is in Beverly Hills, FL***

Scholarships are available ...

https://www.riverbibleinstitute.com/

His church is known as "The Crick."

Roger also writes on politix ...

https://www.amazon.com/Socialism-Under-Microscope-Rodney-Howard-Browne-ebook/dp/B087H79CGP

For those of you living in #SouthAsia ☺☺☺>>

https://youtu.be/2NVaMZK_Zlg

#HumorMii_ThisBatman !

 

* as a tourist

** my step-dad worked there

*** my bro-n-law lives in BH, it's a wonderful town!

ROG = Rea7 0rigin@L GanksTα

 

Notes:

1) The Trust by Susan Tifft & Alex S. Jones (Little, Brown & Co., Boston, 1999), p. 117.

2) Oppz ! ... this is an actual event.

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