Monday, May 30, 2022

Can You Sing The NEW ZOMBIE Parody? #LetsGoKaraoke

Are you a female singer who would be willing to record my Zombie song for a fee?  If so, contact me for details:

  eyezj@yahoo.com

 

BABIES by ice-j (Zombie Parody), 5-4-22 AD

Another head gets crushed

Babies slowly taken

Come now hear the screams of silence

We are so mistaken

 

I've been stabbed, I'm not free

Torn from my family

Smashed my head, full-on Dead

We are fighting

With forceps and their vacs

And their pills and their guns

It's my head, so bloody Red

We are crying

 

Thou Shalt Not Murder, Thou Shalt Not Murder

Babies, Babies, Babies

I am Special, I am Human

Babies, Babies, Babies

 

Mothers' hearts breaking

Execution's over

Now I fear the sound of silence

Consciences are aching

 

My sister just screamed

No more Sweet Sixteen

In your womb, in your womb

I'm still fighting

With their salt and their bombs

And their misoprostol

We've been mislead, that's what I said!

I am dying‼

 

Thou Shalt Not Murder, Thou Shalt Not Murder

Babies, Babies, Babies

I am Special, I am Human

Babies, Babies, Babies

Get back Doc, get over there

This is my "No-No" square ‼ ‼

 

For you created my inmost being;

    you knit me together in my mother’s womb.

I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;

    your works are wonderful,

    I know that full well.

Your eyes saw my unformed body;

    all the days ordained for me were written in your book

    before one of them came to be. (Psalm 139:13,14,16)

 

More info about the song:

https://adamslostdream.blogspot.com/2022/05/babies-zombie-parody.html

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

#Zombie #Babies #Screams #Silence #Family #dead #forceps #bloody #special #human #Mother #conscience #SweetSixteen #parody #womb #bombs #misoprostol #NoNo

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Another Inconvenient Truth 2: Defending Young Earth Creationism by Justin Derby (Review)

Former old-earther Justin Derby has forcefully argued for the traditional interpretation of Genesis in his latest tome Another Inconvenient Truth 2: Defending Young Earth Creationism.  He unabashedly confronts the compromising teachings from the likes of William Lane Craig, Frank Turek, John Lennox and Mike Licona.  Derby is the creator of Creation.Social - a pro free speech platform.

 

Derby takes the chronologies from Genesis chapters five and eleven to lay out the timeline from Adam to Abraham.  He also takes 1 Kings 6:1 which tells us that the interval from the Exodus to the fourth year of Solomon's reign encompasses 480 years.  These facts imply that our wonderful planet is 6133 years old in 2022.

 

The young earth position is evidenced by Scripture and science.  One easy to understand example in the book is the discovery of soft tissue in dinosaur remains discovered by Mary Schweitzer (pp. 45-49).  Soft tissue should not be present after 65 million years.

 

Derby has a helpful discussion of debate strategies regarding origins.  He details the advice and methods of Eugenie Scott, Bill Nye and Duane Gish.  I sat next to Gish at a Creation meeting as a teen.

 

Frank Turek seems to think that the rotation of the earth poses a problem for how the Bible relates to science (p. 137).  Consider this: "You have  commanded the morning ... That it might take hold of the ends of the earth ... It is turned as clay to the seal ..." (Job 38:12-14).  Henry Morris (d. 2006), the founder of modern creationism, comments: "This figurative expression refers to God’s initiation of the earth’s rotation ... like a rotating clay cylinder exposing the impressions of the seal, the earth turns to the sun ... exposing the wicked and their works of the night."  Turek should read more books from the young earth aisle.   

If the earth is relatively young, then evolution must go.  Derby quotes a lesser known section of Darwin's Origin of Species (pp. 76,77).  At first,  Darwin says that we may have started with five basic kinds of animals in the beginning.  Would that mean five essential types of plants too?  Later, Darwin posits that all life came from one primordial form.

 

If you read Genesis in a forthright manner, it is very clear that Creation took place over six normal days, Noah's Flood was global and our world is only thousands of years old (not billions).  Derby brings out a key verse to prove this point (p. 143): "When there is a prophet among you, I, the Lord, reveal myself to them in visions, I speak to them in dreams.  But this is not true of my servant Moses; he is faithful in all my house.  With him I speak face to face, clearly and not in riddles ..." (Num. 12:6-8).

 

Derby shares his take on the "slippery slope" (doctrine downgrade), alternative media platforms, net censorship, inerrancy, James Hutton - who "discovered" deep time, Erwin Lutzer, why folks reject evolution and tons of other engaging issues.

Derby holds that denying the young earth position is heretical (pp. 57-64).  Some of the historic creeds and confessions define creation in six real days, but none make a six thousand year old earth a salvation issue.  John Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion is a systematic survey of essential doctrine.  Regarding "profane men," Calvin stated (Inst., Ch. 21, Sec. 4): "Nor will they abstain from their jeers when told that little more than five thousand years have elapsed since the creation of the world.  For they will ask, Why did the power of God slumber so long in idleness?"

 

Derby provides a list of helpful young earth resources at the end of his book such as the Northwest Creation Network and Adam's Lost Dream.  If you want to learn more about the young earth stance, get this book.

 

#WilliamLaneCraig  #FrankTurek  #JohnLennox  #MikeLicona  #JustinDerby  #CreationSocial  #YoungEarth  #OldEarth  #AgeOfTheEarth  #Genesis  #SixDays  #GlobalFlood  #thousands #billions  #AdamsLostDream  #JohnCalvin  #Institutes  #MarySchweitzer  #dinos   #InconvenientTruth      

Friday, May 13, 2022

Family Camp - Get Lost for Fun & Prophet

Family Camp is a laugh-a-minute joy ride with a 16 ton punch line.  It opens FRI (5-13-22).  This film was beyond fantastic (★★★★★½) - you must go see it.

Note: this review may contain a few spoilers, but not spoiled tomatoes. ☺

Did I cry?  Yes.  Did I laugh out loud at Tinseltown Theater? ... dozens of times.  Can I relate to the serious family problems portrayed in the movie?  You bet.

Fave line: "I'm a fake."

Fave miracle: Bernie the Beaver loves honey.

Fave prayer: "Please God, give me another chance."

I thought it was super cool when Tommy's daughter pushed her "boyfriend" into the river.

I've spent some time in Eastern Oklahoma - it's God's country for sure.  I even have a t-shirt that says "Vote Squatch for President."

You won't regret watching this mega-hilarious film.  Unlike Murder by Natural Causes (1979), this movie does have a definite ending.  To all who are in the creative arts (movies, music, novelists etc.), I highly recommend "Art and the Bible" by Francis Schaeffer as a guideline for applying a worldview perspective to creationary projects.

This film has everything you always wanted to know about Intergalactic Chiropractic!  #LetsGoHarmonica

This work has "family" written all over it.  But how pro-family are you?  You may dig my take on saving the kids here (Zombie Remyx).

"A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones" (Pr. 17:22).

Me & Tommy >>

 My nephew, who had a non-speaking role, and Tommy >>