Westminster Wasp - How to Murder Mathz

 

** The International Regime for Changing Math Rules, which is represented by the four-ringed Calculus, has banned limits. 

 

As a result, Yuri Bolton of Wakunda, broke a record by running the 200m @ 37 mph‼  He out-performed Goliath's brother's former record of 35 mph when he was running away from King David.     

In addition, just last week, Hee Haw Brew (aka HeeBrew), cousin to Richer Stroke, ran 71 mph @ Remington Park (OKC).

 

** Dodgy extremist scientist claims absolute truth exists.

Anthony Standen, executive editor of a 22-volume Encyclopedia of Chemical Technology (John Wiley & Sons), made this totally #Unbelievable statement:

 

Numbers exist in the mind only.  Nobody says, “For me, four times three is 13, but for you it may be 14.”  There is no disagreement about numbers, and that means that there is far less disagreement about them than there is about the “objective” world, which isn’t always exactly the same for everybody. (Science is a Sacred Cow, Dutton, 1950, p. 183)

 

Of British extraction, Standen received a degree in chemistry from Oxford and studied chemical engineering at MIT.  He also earned an advanced degree in entomology.  Sacred Cows in Science, ed. by Norbert "Doc Gator" Smith (Ph.D. Zoology, Texas Tech), follows a similar tack:

https://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Cows-Science-Objectivity-Allowed/dp/1456585169

 

** Revealing Conversation @ #Mathz Convention (T0r0nt0, CAN).

Sol Euler: √(-1)/8

Hillary Erdős: i over ate Ⅱ

Sol: Did you hear about Bro Dave's gluttony problem?

Hillary: I heard he weighs over 99 BilliGrams ‼

Sol: If 7-8-9, who Fed "X" ?

Hillary: Agent 28 and Officer 496 have the *perfect* answer ...

Sol: What's more frightful than a scary Number # ?

Hillary: When ur #Mathz writing fingers are not just #Numb or #Number but the

|Absolute| #Numbest ‼

 

** High (& Stoked) Political Official Flanked HS Math Exam.

An undocumented source, code-named "Robinette," has uncovered terrible math test results from Transylvania HS from the early 1950's. 

5) How to calculate the Volume of a Prism?

    A: with more inmates, it will get louder

7) Two guys get $18 & split it in a 6:3 ratio, what happens?

    A: that's unfair & an affront to our cherished Socialist ideals, what's "guy"?   

11) Write, 1,023,994,870 in words:

     A: won oh tu tree mine mine! fo ate Svenn Ziroe

13) P(Joe oversleeps) = 3 x P(Joe wakes up), P(Joe oversleeps)=?

     A: is it MON-day ?

 

Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless ... Then the word of the Lord came to him: “... a son who is your own flesh and blood will be your heir.”  He took him outside and said, “Look up at the sky and count the stars - if indeed you can count them.” Then he said to him, “So shall your offspring be.”  Abram believed the Lord, and he credited it to him as righteousness (Gen. 15:2-6).

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

Calculus is Easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI

Calc is EZ (look 4D hammer):

https://youtu.be/xH3Bbl6lC-4

   #i1UVπ_DUq

 

More about "wakunda" ...

https://www.wakuda.co.uk/wakanda-wakunda-wakuda/

 

Olympic champion Usain Bolt, of Jamaica, ran nearly 24 mph in the 100m

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usain_Bolt

Now there must be some limit to the speed of a human runner.  Surely no man or woman could run 66 mph!  #WhatIs #A_Woman ?? #WhoIs #JohnGalt ???

 

Oklahoma based 80-1 shot Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike:

https://kfor.com/news/local/oklahoma-owner-of-80-1-shot-kentucky-derby-winner-recalls-historic-race/

 

Despite constant breeding for speed there is a limit to horse speed.  Winning Brew, trained by Francis Vitale, ran 44 mph in 2008:

https://www.nationalequine.org/basics/how-fast-horse-run/

 

More about Anthony Standen (d. 1993):

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/06/25/obituaries/anthony-standen-is-dead-at-86-chemist-who-deflated-pomposity.html

 

Science is a Sacred Cow by Anthony Standen:

https://www.amazon.com/Science-Sacred-Cow-Anthony-Standen/dp/B0017ZQ7I6

 

 

YES Virginia, there is a Hillary who knows Maths:

https://thecollege.syr.edu/people/graduate-students/hillary-omoze/

 

** The 3rd Headline was inspired by ...

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks by Patrick Vennebush (Robert Reed Pub., Bandon, OR, 2010).

 

Paul Erdős documentary (1993):

https://youtu.be/fEbYLNyvQy0

 

Richard Baxter (d. 1691) on gluttony:

https://www.gracegems.org/28/directions_against_gluttony.htm

 

Perfect Numbers >>

https://mathworld.wolfram.com/PerfectNumber.html

 

** The 4th headline was inspired by ...

F in Exams - Pop Quiz by Richard Benson (Chronicle Books, #SanFran 2015).

 

YES VA, "flanked math" is a thing ...

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22flanked+math%22

 

Abraham & Isaac - Apologetix ♫ >>

https://youtu.be/uMzW68MM3b0

 

 

#Maths #Mathz #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Apologetix #PaulErdos #LeoEuler #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #KingDavid #Hebrews #JohnOwen #TwoPlusTwo #Equals5 #BigBroSez ‼ #PiN_ur_i #Itz_Complex #a_bi_Sez #Abbie #Abigail #Kripke_Putnam #NaturalKinds #ETLs #Nis_@_13tT(r) #Abe #PerfectLamb ##PERF## #GEN22 #BillyGraham #AnthonyStanden #SacredCows #Science #NorbertSmith #DocGator #DocGater #high #stoked #Robinette #MathQuiz            

Toledoths and Genesis

There are 10 “Toledoths” which unite Genesis and demonstrate that the entire book is consecutive history.  Toledoth means “this is the history of.”

Archaeologist P.J. Wiseman wrote New Discoveries in Babylonia about Genesis in 1936.  Wiseman found certain characteristics of ANE (Ancient Near Eastern) literature:   

1. Records begins abruptly with no heading   
2. Each tablet ends with a toledoth statement referring to what has been written before   
3. The name in the toledoth statement refers to the writer or owner of the tablet

Donald Wiseman has edited an updated version of his father’s work, Clues to Creation in Genesis, and has provided more evidence that the toledoths are at the end of each section and denote the author.  Here are the 10 toledoths:

Heavens & Earth (2.4)           Adam (5.1)

Noah (6:9)                              Noah’s sons (10.1)

Shem (11:10)                        Terah (11:27)    

Ishmael (25:12)                     Isaac (25:19)

Esau (36:1) [1]                      Jacob (37:2)    

Charles Taylor provides a helpful insight on the first toledoth, “Who, then, was the writer of the first record?  Was it Adam, instructed by God, or could it even be God himself, writing as he wrote the ten commandments?”  In Exodus 31:18 we learn that the Ten Commandments were written by the finger of God.

How does this apply?  Consider the account of Abraham offering up Isaac:

Then God said, “Take your son, your only son, whom you love—Isaac—and go to the region of Moriah.  Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain I will show you.”  Early the next morning Abraham got up and loaded his donkey.  He took with him two of his servants and his son Isaac. When he had cut enough wood for the burnt offering, he set out for the place God had told him about.  On the third day Abraham looked up and saw the place in the distance.  He said to his servants, “Stay here with the donkey while I and the boy go over there. We will worship and then we will come back to you.” (Gen. 22:2-5)

Abraham started off toward Mount Moriah on the next morning – not millions of years later.  On the third day (3 normal 24 hour days) of Abraham’s journey he separated from his servants.  These days were not periods of undefined length where events may have been out of sequence.  According to advocates of Old Earth Fallacies (OEF’s) Genesis gives an order of events contra Big Science:

Earth before the sun           Light before the sun

Plants before the sun          Man before thorns

Fruit trees before plants     Trees before land animals

Flowers before bees          Birds before dinosaurs                   

So we must take Genesis 1-11 as real history and not inject millions or billions of years into the text.  Creation Week tells of the Lord making the heavens and earth with its plants and animals, including mankind, in 6 earth-rotation days.  Before Day1 there was no light and prior to Day4 the sun did not exist.  Stand up for Genesis – Truth Matters. 

“I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things?” (Jn. 3:12)

Note:

1) There is a repetition in Gen. 36:9.