Showing posts with label Jeff Durbin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeff Durbin. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird 2


 

<< Preacher Packin' Heat & Nukes

Billy "Atomic" Wilkenz learned how to build a nuke from the opera:

https://ahf.nuclearmuseum.org/ahf/history/doctor-atomic/


 

He dearly loves to protect his devoted flock of 321 members in Dentonville, Arkansas.  When asked for a proof text to justify his extreme security measures, Pastor Wilkenz gave this story regarding Samson: "... the Philistines shouted against him: and the Spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him, and the cords that were upon his arms became as flax that was burnt with fire, and his bands loosed from off his hands. And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith" (Judges 15:14,15).  

Seemingly, Bro Billy takes great care of the sheep in his pasture (cf. Jn. 21:15-19).

#BreakTheNewz >> Bro Billy was abducted by the #FBY last nite @ 2:38 (U kno it‼) & he was sentenced to a 5 year term of hard labor @ an undisclosed #CoalMine in West Virginia (that's West of VA for those of you who are #PubEd victims).


 

<< Amazing Mathematical Breakthrough, 7=99

As you heard from #BigBro yesterday, "Two Plus Two is Five."[1]

  7 = 2 + 2 + 2 + 1

  7 = 2 + 5 + 1

  7 = 3 + 3 + 1 +1    (86 the last + sign)

  7 = 3 + 3 + 11       (rotate the plus signs → x)

  7 = 3 x 3 x 11 = 99

** Film @ 11

Our Check-Factor has confirmed that this is a Unique Result:

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22seven+equals+ninety+nine%22&lr=21366

How do you search for a novel Maths Thm?  Unique up on it‼

And God gave Solomon wisdom and understanding exceeding much, and largeness of heart, even as the sand that is on the sea shore.

And Solomon's wisdom excelled the wisdom of all the children of the east country, and all the wisdom of Egypt. (1 Kings 4:29,30).


 

<< Andy Stanley reaches a settlement with Moses & writes an 800 page tome proving that our lovely planet is Six Thousand years old.  When asked for his reasoning, Andy stated, "If it's good enough for Christ, I'm okay with it." ...

But from the beginning of creation, God made them male and female. (Mk. 10:6)

For those days will be a time of tribulation such as has not occurred since the beginning of the creation which God created until now, and never will. Unless the Lord had shortened those days, no life would have been saved ... (Mk. 13:19–20)

So that the blood of all the prophets, shed since the foundation of the world, may be charged against this generation, from the blood of Abel to the blood of Zechariah ... (Luke 11:50–51)

His new book has been praised by the authors of Searching for Adam as well as  God, Adam & You:

https://www.amazon.com/Searching-Adam-Genesis-Truth-Origin/dp/0890519757

https://www.amazon.com/God-Adam-You-Philadelphia-Conference/dp/1629950661

 

I personally know a pastor in Lubbock, TX who's packin' heat three times over.

"Keep watch over yourselves and all the flock of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers. Be shepherds of the church of God, which he bought with his own blood. I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.  Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard! ..." (Acts 20:28-31).

 

Note:

1) "Nineteen Eighty Four" by George Orwell in Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four - Text, Sources, Criticism ed. by Irving Howe (Harcourt, NYC, 1963), p. 36.

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

Pistol Packin' Mama - Andrews Sisters & Jimmy Dean (@ 7:15):

https://youtu.be/DUyeffdFfBw

 

#MosesPlus OR #NO_OT - Andy Stanley vs. Jeff Durbin:

https://youtu.be/yji0fqtVEw8

 

Maybe #Andy should Learn Some #Deuteronomy ♫ >>

https://youtu.be/ZbvEKdDqt1I

 

#Jesus & #YES (Young Earth Science):

https://answersingenesis.org/age-of-the-earth/jesus-evangelical-scholars-and-the-age-of-the-earth/

 

#AndyStanley #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Unbelievable #CharlesStanley #NorthPoint #JeffDurbin #Apologia #Apologetix #N_Torcht #YoungEarthScience

#WestminsterWaspWED #Maths #TwoPlusTwo #Is5 #Nukes #PreacherPackinHeat #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #JustinBrierley #IrishSavedCiv #OT #OldTestament #TerryMortenson #Samson #KingSolomon #Wisdom #METS #Year1984 #Y6K #NewsOfTheWeird #Austin #Philly

Thursday, May 5, 2022

BABIES (Zombie Parody)

BABIES by ice-j (Zombie Parody), 5-4-22 AD

eyezj@yahoo.com

 

Another head gets crushed

Babies slowly taken

Come now hear the screams of silence

We are so mistaken

 

I've been stabbed, I'm not free

Torn from my family

Smashed my head, full-on Dead

We are fighting

With forceps and their vacs

And their pills and their guns

It's my head, so bloody Red

We are crying

 

Thou Shalt Not Murder, Thou Shalt Not Murder

Babies, Babies, Babies

I am Special, I am Human

Babies, Babies, Babies

 

Mothers' hearts breaking

Execution's over

Now I fear the sound of silence

Consciences are aching

 

My sister just screamed

No more Sweet Sixteen

In your womb, in your womb

I'm still fighting

With their salt and their bombs

And their misoprostol

We've been mislead, that's what I said!

I am dying‼

 

Thou Shalt Not Murder, Thou Shalt Not Murder

Babies, Babies, Babies

I am Special, I am Human

Babies, Babies, Babies

Get back Doc, get over there

This is my "No-No" square ‼ ‼

 

Children are a heritage from the Lord,

    offspring a reward from him.

Like arrows in the hands of a warrior

    are children born in one’s youth.

Blessed is the man

    whose quiver is full of them. ... (Ps. 127:3-5)

 

Children’s children are a crown to the aged,

    and parents are the pride of their children. (Pr. 17:6)

 

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

Special thanks to the Skit Guys for the last two lines of my parody.  Their new movie Family Camp comes out next Friday (5-13-22).  I've met Pastor Tommy numerous times.  Jeff "Ninja Turtle" Durbin lays down some pro-baby truths before the Colorado legislature.  I met Bro Durbin last year.  You may be familiar with Skillet's pro-life song "Lucy."  John Cooper explains the song here.  They played in OKC recently, but I missed it.  

 

Bad Wolves does a superb cover of "Zombie."  Live Action offers a graphic description of the abortion procedure.

 

#JeffDurbin #NinjaTurtle #FamilyCamp #SkitGuys #arrows #kids #Babies #Zombie #Cranberries #BadWolves #Parody #Skillet #JohnCooper #ProLife #Abolitionist #IamHuman #IamSpecial #MoralSupport #misoprostol #SaltAssault