Family Camp - Get Lost for Fun & Prophet

Family Camp is a laugh-a-minute joy ride with a 16 ton punch line.  It opens FRI (5-13-22).  This film was beyond fantastic (★★★★★½) - you must go see it.

Note: this review may contain a few spoilers, but not spoiled tomatoes. ☺

Did I cry?  Yes.  Did I laugh out loud at Tinseltown Theater? ... dozens of times.  Can I relate to the serious family problems portrayed in the movie?  You bet.

Fave line: "I'm a fake."

Fave miracle: Bernie the Beaver loves honey.

Fave prayer: "Please God, give me another chance."

I thought it was super cool when Tommy's daughter pushed her "boyfriend" into the river.

I've spent some time in Eastern Oklahoma - it's God's country for sure.  I even have a t-shirt that says "Vote Squatch for President."

You won't regret watching this mega-hilarious film.  Unlike Murder by Natural Causes (1979), this movie does have a definite ending.  To all who are in the creative arts (movies, music, novelists etc.), I highly recommend "Art and the Bible" by Francis Schaeffer as a guideline for applying a worldview perspective to creationary projects.

This film has everything you always wanted to know about Intergalactic Chiropractic!  #LetsGoHarmonica

This work has "family" written all over it.  But how pro-family are you?  You may dig my take on saving the kids here (Zombie Remyx).

"A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones" (Pr. 17:22).

Me & Tommy >>

 My nephew, who had a non-speaking role, and Tommy >>

 

BABIES (Zombie Parody)

BABIES by ice-j (Zombie Parody), 5-4-22 AD

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Another head gets crushed

Babies slowly taken

Come now hear the screams of silence

We are so mistaken

 

I've been stabbed, I'm not free

Torn from my family

Smashed my head, full-on Dead

We are fighting

With forceps and their vacs

And their pills and their guns

It's my head, so bloody Red

We are crying

 

Thou Shalt Not Murder, Thou Shalt Not Murder

Babies, Babies, Babies

I am Special, I am Human

Babies, Babies, Babies

 

Mothers' hearts breaking

Execution's over

Now I fear the sound of silence

Consciences are aching

 

My sister just screamed

No more Sweet Sixteen

In your womb, in your womb

I'm still fighting

With their salt and their bombs

And their misoprostol

We've been mislead, that's what I said!

I am dying‼

 

Thou Shalt Not Murder, Thou Shalt Not Murder

Babies, Babies, Babies

I am Special, I am Human

Babies, Babies, Babies

Get back Doc, get over there

This is my "No-No" square ‼ ‼

 

Children are a heritage from the Lord,

    offspring a reward from him.

Like arrows in the hands of a warrior

    are children born in one’s youth.

Blessed is the man

    whose quiver is full of them. ... (Ps. 127:3-5)

 

Children’s children are a crown to the aged,

    and parents are the pride of their children. (Pr. 17:6)

 

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Special thanks to the Skit Guys for the last two lines of my parody.  Their new movie Family Camp comes out next Friday (5-13-22).  I've met Pastor Tommy numerous times.  Jeff "Ninja Turtle" Durbin lays down some pro-baby truths before the Colorado legislature.  I met Bro Durbin last year.  You may be familiar with Skillet's pro-life song "Lucy."  John Cooper explains the song here.  They played in OKC recently, but I missed it.  

 

Bad Wolves does a superb cover of "Zombie."  Live Action offers a graphic description of the abortion procedure.

 

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