Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird 2


 

<< Preacher Packin' Heat & Nukes

Billy "Atomic" Wilkenz learned how to build a nuke from the opera:

https://ahf.nuclearmuseum.org/ahf/history/doctor-atomic/


 

He dearly loves to protect his devoted flock of 321 members in Dentonville, Arkansas.  When asked for a proof text to justify his extreme security measures, Pastor Wilkenz gave this story regarding Samson: "... the Philistines shouted against him: and the Spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him, and the cords that were upon his arms became as flax that was burnt with fire, and his bands loosed from off his hands. And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith" (Judges 15:14,15).  

Seemingly, Bro Billy takes great care of the sheep in his pasture (cf. Jn. 21:15-19).

#BreakTheNewz >> Bro Billy was abducted by the #FBY last nite @ 2:38 (U kno it‼) & he was sentenced to a 5 year term of hard labor @ an undisclosed #CoalMine in West Virginia (that's West of VA for those of you who are #PubEd victims).


 

<< Amazing Mathematical Breakthrough, 7=99

As you heard from #BigBro yesterday, "Two Plus Two is Five."[1]

  7 = 2 + 2 + 2 + 1

  7 = 2 + 5 + 1

  7 = 3 + 3 + 1 +1    (86 the last + sign)

  7 = 3 + 3 + 11       (rotate the plus signs → x)

  7 = 3 x 3 x 11 = 99

** Film @ 11

Our Check-Factor has confirmed that this is a Unique Result:

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22seven+equals+ninety+nine%22&lr=21366

How do you search for a novel Maths Thm?  Unique up on it‼

And God gave Solomon wisdom and understanding exceeding much, and largeness of heart, even as the sand that is on the sea shore.

And Solomon's wisdom excelled the wisdom of all the children of the east country, and all the wisdom of Egypt. (1 Kings 4:29,30).


 

<< Andy Stanley reaches a settlement with Moses & writes an 800 page tome proving that our lovely planet is Six Thousand years old.  When asked for his reasoning, Andy stated, "If it's good enough for Christ, I'm okay with it." ...

But from the beginning of creation, God made them male and female. (Mk. 10:6)

For those days will be a time of tribulation such as has not occurred since the beginning of the creation which God created until now, and never will. Unless the Lord had shortened those days, no life would have been saved ... (Mk. 13:19–20)

So that the blood of all the prophets, shed since the foundation of the world, may be charged against this generation, from the blood of Abel to the blood of Zechariah ... (Luke 11:50–51)

His new book has been praised by the authors of Searching for Adam as well as  God, Adam & You:

https://www.amazon.com/Searching-Adam-Genesis-Truth-Origin/dp/0890519757

https://www.amazon.com/God-Adam-You-Philadelphia-Conference/dp/1629950661

 

I personally know a pastor in Lubbock, TX who's packin' heat three times over.

"Keep watch over yourselves and all the flock of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers. Be shepherds of the church of God, which he bought with his own blood. I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.  Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard! ..." (Acts 20:28-31).

 

Note:

1) "Nineteen Eighty Four" by George Orwell in Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four - Text, Sources, Criticism ed. by Irving Howe (Harcourt, NYC, 1963), p. 36.

my site: https://totalyouth.us/

 

Pistol Packin' Mama - Andrews Sisters & Jimmy Dean (@ 7:15):

https://youtu.be/DUyeffdFfBw

 

#MosesPlus OR #NO_OT - Andy Stanley vs. Jeff Durbin:

https://youtu.be/yji0fqtVEw8

 

Maybe #Andy should Learn Some #Deuteronomy ♫ >>

https://youtu.be/ZbvEKdDqt1I

 

#Jesus & #YES (Young Earth Science):

https://answersingenesis.org/age-of-the-earth/jesus-evangelical-scholars-and-the-age-of-the-earth/

 

#AndyStanley #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Unbelievable #CharlesStanley #NorthPoint #JeffDurbin #Apologia #Apologetix #N_Torcht #YoungEarthScience

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