Monday, May 22, 2023

Westminster Wasp - #Clickbait_This ‼ (or die trying)


 

>> Would U Eat THIS?!

Tom Baker vs. the #JellyBabyRevolution ...

What's ur #fave snack?

Jelly Babies Revolt & become #RockStarz !

https://youtu.be/txLqbRKTtdw


 

#Film_at_11 #Gummy_Who #DrWo #RU_Hungary ?? #Got_Ringtone #YUmi_bär #SchneiderPower #GotYiddish_q


 

>> Unreal NML's You Won't Believe‼

Dogs + Cats = ?   Horse + Cow = ?  ** film @ 11 **

What's possible when you crossbreed critters?  My latest book *Biological Essentialism* tackles Aristotle, hybrids, UnDarwinism, human nature, worldview, bias, renegade scientists, Dawkins vs. Dawkins, natural kinds, gender issues and geology among other topics: 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/biological-essentialism-jay-hall/1140135320

Australian philosopher Michael Devitt (CUNY - NYC) has a new book with the same title as mine:

https://global.oup.com/academic/product/biological-essentialism-9780198840282

#Coincidence ? *OR* did wii just #BreakThe_NET ?


 

>> What TIME is Purple?

The Glendale quintet associated with #UNI gained fame and fortune from the following far-out lyrix >>

"Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind

Dead kings, many things I can't define

Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind

Incense and peppermints, the color of time"

https://youtu.be/4rw1_FNdy-Y

This brings up a #BIG question that will #Change_ur_LIFE ‼

What Time is Purple?

https://whattimeispurple.com/


 

>> 5 Things Larry #ELDER Can't Say ‼

1) Women are more nurturing than men.

2) Media bias is real, widespread and destructive.

3) America's greatest problem is illegitimacy.

4) Socialized medicine destroys incentive, productivity and efficiency.

5) Our Welfare State is really tyranny.

The Ten Things You Can't Say in America by Larry Elder (St. Martin's Press, NYC, 2000), pp. ix, 139, 185.

#NotLegit_LetsQuit #TenCom #EX20 #B_YY #Uncle_Tom #CandaceOwens #BenCarson #JesseLeePeterson #VoddieBaucham #CarolSwain #LarryElder  


 

>> With 1 #Symp7 Trick #BabylonBee CRUSHT darwin

Kyle Mann of the Babylon Bee will join Dr. Frank Sherwin (The Fossil Record) and NASA Astronaut, Col. Jeffrey Williams at the ICR Creation Mega Conference in Phoenix, Arizona in October (Si Dios Quiere):

https://www.icr.org/postcardjun23

What is the one simple trick?  Attending an icr event near you >>

https://www.icr.org/events/search/

Oh little Tommy, you doubt me?  Just go ask Dr. Anthony Silvestro who changed his mind on the #AgeOfEarth controversy with just one trip to the famous museum in Kentucky:

https://creationtoday.org/on-demand-classes/on-the-origin-of-kinds-by-means-of-creator-god/

Doc Silvestro has written On the Origin of Kinds:

https://creationtoday.org/product/on-the-origin-of-kinds-by-means-of-creator-god/

 

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Incense and Peppermints - Strawberry Alarm Clock (lyrics):

https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/127183/

 

Uncle Tom 1 - trailer:

https://youtu.be/QVLj-zARCv8

Uncle Tom 2 - trailer:

https://youtu.be/TNyPtEsbYOY

 

kudos for tree graphic a.f. dreamstime:

https://tinyurl.com/2xc2vac3

 

kudos: WOW Lady a.f. #HeroSpark >>

https://herospark.com/blog/clickbait/

 

kudos: Oh-No Lady a.f. Rocket:

https://rocketcontent.ai/clickbait-examples/

 

kudos for darwin logo:

https://www.flamingtext.com/Name-Logos/Darwin/

 

#BiologicalEssentialism #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #StrawberryAlarmClock  #Clickbait, #Eat_This #darwin #Satire #humor #funny #Ha_ha #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #KyleMann  #FrankSherwin #FossilRecord #NASA #JeffWilliams #icr #RockStar #Hungary #Kentucky #GotARK ? #JellyBaby #GummyYummy ♫ #Dats_How #EvoEmo #Aristotle #UnDarwinism #BioEss #IncensePeppermints #StrawberryAlarmClock #WhatTimeIsPurple ? #BigQuestionz    

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Westminster Wasp - Cryptly's Believe It Or Knot ‼


 

Does your theology matter?  Is it a knotty step-child?

<< World May End In 1988 (or was it #Year2012 ?) >>

88 Reasons Why the Rapture Could be in 1988 by Edgar Whisenant (d. 2001)  predicted that Jesus would return by Rosh-Hashanah of 1988 (SEP 11 to SEP 13).  


 

A whopping 4.5 million copies were sold and 300K copies were given to U.S. pastors:

https://www.equip.org/articles/88-reasons-what-went-wrong/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_C._Whisenant

Did you catch that association?  9-11 & #Year2001 ?? ‼ ☺


 

<< Rob "Holmes" Bell Questions #VirginBirth ?? >>

Bell (b. 1970), author of Velvet Elvis, said this about the doctrine of the Trinity: “It is a spring, and people jumped for thousands of years without it. It was added later. We can take it out and examine it. Discuss it, probe it, question it. It flexes, and it stretches.”  Bell says he holds to Trinitarian doctrine and the Virgin Birth, but he also claims it's OK to question those doctrines - huh ??

https://www.9marks.org/review/velvet-elvis-repainting-christian-faith-rob-bell/

Speaking of springs ... in 1955, Elvis performed in Big Spring, Texas, the home of Howard College (est. 1945).  I was Assistant Mathematics Professor there for eleven years.  Dub Dickerson, Chuck Lee and Gene Kay joined the headliner:

https://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WMJKGH_Municipal_Auditorium_Big_Spring_TX


 

<< Just If I'd Read NT Wright Right >>

I greatly admire NT Wright's case for the Resurrection:

https://winteryknight.com/2009/03/24/quick-overview-of-nt-wrights-case-for-the-resurrection/

However, this statement from What Saint Paul Really Said is unjustified:

 

"Justification" in the first century was not about how someone might establish a relationship with God. It was about God’s eschatological definition, both future and present, of who was, in fact, a member of his people.

https://www.desiringgod.org/interviews/interview-with-john-piper-about-the-future-of-justification-a-response-to-n-t-wright

 

This seems to contradict Paul's own words ...

"Therefore, having been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom also we have obtained our introduction by faith into this grace in which we stand; and we boast in hope of the glory of God. ... and hope does not put to shame, because the love of God has been poured out within our hearts through the Holy Spirit who was given to us" (Rom. 5:1,2,5, LSB).


 

<< Brazos Press Brazenly Blasts Biblical Basics >>

Even a child of three-years-old can learn the catechism:

  Q: What is the work of creation?

  A: The work of creation is God’s making all things of nothing, by the word of his

power, in the space of six days, and all very good.

 -- Westminster Shorter Catechism (Question #9):

https://www.opc.org/sc.html

However, Brazos Press has thrown out a tome that denies the Historical Adam (pp. 49 & 50 in Dr. Ecklund's book), pushes BioLogos and the views of Francis Collins - former director of the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda, Maryland:  

https://www.pdcnet.org/jis/content/jis_2021_0033_0001_0173_0175

Francis Sellers Collins (b. 1950) claims that, "If the tenets of young earth creationism were true, basically all of the sciences of geology, cosmology, and biology would utterly collapse. ... The tragedy of young-earth creationism is that it takes a relatively recent and extreme view of Genesis, applies to it an unjustified scientific gloss, and then asks sincere and well-meaning seekers to swallow this whole, despite the massive discordance with decades of scientific evidence from multiple disciplines. Is it any wonder that many sadly turn away from faith concluding that they cannot believe in a God who asks for an abandonment of logic and reason? Again from Augustine ..." (p. 151):

https://www.asa3.org/ASA/PSCF/2003/PSCF9-03Collins.pdf

#Augustine held to a young earth.

What would Rich Mullins say?

When He rolls up His sleeves

He ain't just putting on the ritz 

There's thunder in His footsteps

And lightning in His fists 

And the Lord wasn't joking

When He kicked 'em out of Eden

It wasn't for no reason

That He shed His blood

His return is very close

And so you better be believing that

Our God is an awesome God

https://gospeljingle.com/mp3-music/rich-mullins-awesome-god/

In case you missed it, it was #FatherAdam & #MotherEve who were kicked out of #Paradise (Gen. 3:20-24).


 

<< Rich Mullins Goes Homeless >>

Documentary, fte. Steve Taylor, #Smitty & Brennan Manning:

https://youtu.be/4mDAff2MzLU

 

♫ Theology Matters (~Metallica), pro-Trinity song:

https://adamslostdream.blogspot.com/2012/02/theology-matters.html

 

For good reading, you might try #Challies (you could do worse):

https://www.challies.com/recommendations/apologetics/

 

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Todd "Freakishly Tall" Friel vs. #Xtan Publishing ...

https://youtu.be/SrxhAH5hVfg

 

You Oughta Know - Apologetix:

https://youtu.be/-8-m5IsWCEk

 

"It is better to heed the rebuke of a wise person

    than to listen to the song of fools" (Eccl. 7:5).

 

 

#YES #YoungEarth #YoungEarthScience #YETI #YoungEarthTheoryIntelligence  #Apologetix #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #NineMarkz #Markov9  #Ill_Hava_Pt #Awesome_GOD #AmyGrant #TomHoward #Velvet_Elvis  #Truth_DK #BigSpring #HowardCollege #Rapture #Year1988 #EOTW  #Year2012 #Got_7734 ? #ToddFriel #Freakish #Wretched #Morissette  #Bethesda #Maryland #WhatWould #RichSay ?? #Creationista #TrueTruth #TotalYouth ♫ #DontTurnAway ♪ #Know_the_LORD ! #CISD #CreationInSixDayz #Cryptlys_BIOK

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Westminster Wasp - How to Murder Mathz



 

** The International Regime for Changing Math Rules, which is represented by the four-ringed Calculus, has banned limits. 


 

As a result, Yuri Bolton of Wakunda, broke a record by running the 200m @ 37 mph‼  He out-performed Goliath's brother's former record of 35 mph when he was running away from King David.     

In addition, just last week, Hee Haw Brew (aka HeeBrew), cousin to Richer Stroke, ran 71 mph @ Remington Park (OKC).


 

** Dodgy extremist scientist claims absolute truth exists.

Anthony Standen, executive editor of a 22-volume Encyclopedia of Chemical Technology (John Wiley & Sons), made this totally #Unbelievable statement:

 

Numbers exist in the mind only.  Nobody says, “For me, four times three is 13, but for you it may be 14.”  There is no disagreement about numbers, and that means that there is far less disagreement about them than there is about the “objective” world, which isn’t always exactly the same for everybody. (Science is a Sacred Cow, Dutton, 1950, p. 183)

 

Of British extraction, Standen received a degree in chemistry from Oxford and studied chemical engineering at MIT.  He also earned an advanced degree in entomology.  Sacred Cows in Science, ed. by Norbert "Doc Gator" Smith (Ph.D. Zoology, Texas Tech), follows a similar tack:

https://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Cows-Science-Objectivity-Allowed/dp/1456585169


 

** Revealing Conversation @ #Mathz Convention (T0r0nt0, CAN).

Sol Euler: √(-1)/8

Hillary Erdős: i over ate Ⅱ

Sol: Did you hear about Bro Dave's gluttony problem?

Hillary: I heard he weighs over 99 BilliGrams ‼

Sol: If 7-8-9, who Fed "X" ?

Hillary: Agent 28 and Officer 496 have the *perfect* answer ...

Sol: What's more frightful than a scary Number # ?

Hillary: When ur #Mathz writing fingers are not just #Numb or #Number but the

|Absolute| #Numbest ‼


 

** High (& Stoked) Political Official Flanked HS Math Exam.

An undocumented source, code-named "Robinette," has uncovered terrible math test results from Transylvania HS from the early 1950's. 

5) How to calculate the Volume of a Prism?

    A: with more inmates, it will get louder

7) Two guys get $18 & split it in a 6:3 ratio, what happens?

    A: that's unfair & an affront to our cherished Socialist ideals, what's "guy"?   

11) Write, 1,023,994,870 in words:

     A: won oh tu tree mine mine! fo ate Svenn Ziroe

13) P(Joe oversleeps) = 3 x P(Joe wakes up), P(Joe oversleeps)=?

     A: is it MON-day ?

 

Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless ... Then the word of the Lord came to him: “... a son who is your own flesh and blood will be your heir.”  He took him outside and said, “Look up at the sky and count the stars - if indeed you can count them.” Then he said to him, “So shall your offspring be.”  Abram believed the Lord, and he credited it to him as righteousness (Gen. 15:2-6).

 

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Calculus is Easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI

Calc is EZ (look 4D hammer):

https://youtu.be/xH3Bbl6lC-4

   #i1UVπ_DUq

 

More about "wakunda" ...

https://www.wakuda.co.uk/wakanda-wakunda-wakuda/

 

Olympic champion Usain Bolt, of Jamaica, ran nearly 24 mph in the 100m

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usain_Bolt

Now there must be some limit to the speed of a human runner.  Surely no man or woman could run 66 mph!  #WhatIs #A_Woman ?? #WhoIs #JohnGalt ???

 

Oklahoma based 80-1 shot Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike:

https://kfor.com/news/local/oklahoma-owner-of-80-1-shot-kentucky-derby-winner-recalls-historic-race/

 

Despite constant breeding for speed there is a limit to horse speed.  Winning Brew, trained by Francis Vitale, ran 44 mph in 2008:

https://www.nationalequine.org/basics/how-fast-horse-run/

 

More about Anthony Standen (d. 1993):

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/06/25/obituaries/anthony-standen-is-dead-at-86-chemist-who-deflated-pomposity.html

 

Science is a Sacred Cow by Anthony Standen:

https://www.amazon.com/Science-Sacred-Cow-Anthony-Standen/dp/B0017ZQ7I6

 

 

YES Virginia, there is a Hillary who knows Maths:

https://thecollege.syr.edu/people/graduate-students/hillary-omoze/

 

** The 3rd Headline was inspired by ...

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks by Patrick Vennebush (Robert Reed Pub., Bandon, OR, 2010).

 

Paul Erdős documentary (1993):

https://youtu.be/fEbYLNyvQy0

 

Richard Baxter (d. 1691) on gluttony:

https://www.gracegems.org/28/directions_against_gluttony.htm

 

Perfect Numbers >>

https://mathworld.wolfram.com/PerfectNumber.html

 

** The 4th headline was inspired by ...

F in Exams - Pop Quiz by Richard Benson (Chronicle Books, #SanFran 2015).

 

YES VA, "flanked math" is a thing ...

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22flanked+math%22

 

Abraham & Isaac - Apologetix ♫ >>

https://youtu.be/uMzW68MM3b0

 

 

#Maths #Mathz #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Apologetix #PaulErdos #LeoEuler #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #KingDavid #Hebrews #JohnOwen #TwoPlusTwo #Equals5 #BigBroSez ‼ #PiN_ur_i #Itz_Complex #a_bi_Sez #Abbie #Abigail #Kripke_Putnam #NaturalKinds #ETLs #Nis_@_13tT(r) #Abe #PerfectLamb ##PERF## #GEN22 #BillyGraham #AnthonyStanden #SacredCows #Science #NorbertSmith #DocGator #DocGater #high #stoked #Robinette #MathQuiz