** The International Regime for Changing Math Rules, which is represented by the four-ringed Calculus, has banned limits.
As a result, Yuri Bolton of Wakunda, broke a record by running the 200m @ 37 mph‼ He out-performed Goliath's brother's former record of 35 mph when he was running away from King David.
In addition, just last week, Hee Haw Brew (aka HeeBrew), cousin to Richer Stroke, ran 71 mph @ Remington Park (OKC).
** Dodgy extremist scientist claims absolute truth exists.
Anthony Standen, executive editor of a 22-volume Encyclopedia of Chemical Technology (John Wiley & Sons), made this totally #Unbelievable statement:
Numbers exist in the mind only. Nobody says, “For me, four times three is 13, but for you it may be 14.” There is no disagreement about numbers, and that means that there is far less disagreement about them than there is about the “objective” world, which isn’t always exactly the same for everybody. (Science is a Sacred Cow, Dutton, 1950, p. 183)
Of British extraction, Standen received a degree in chemistry from Oxford and studied chemical engineering at MIT. He also earned an advanced degree in entomology. Sacred Cows in Science, ed. by Norbert "Doc Gator" Smith (Ph.D. Zoology, Texas Tech), follows a similar tack:
https://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Cows-Science-Objectivity-Allowed/dp/1456585169
** Revealing Conversation @ #Mathz Convention (T0r0nt0, CAN).
Sol Euler: √(-1)/8
Hillary Erdős: i over ate Ⅱ
Sol: Did you hear about Bro Dave's gluttony problem?
Hillary: I heard he weighs over 99 BilliGrams ‼
Sol: If 7-8-9, who Fed "X" ?
Hillary: Agent 28 and Officer 496 have the *perfect* answer ...
Sol: What's more frightful than a scary Number # ?
Hillary: When ur #Mathz writing fingers are not just #Numb or #Number but the
|Absolute| #Numbest ‼
** High (& Stoked) Political Official Flanked HS Math Exam.
An undocumented source, code-named "Robinette," has uncovered terrible math test results from Transylvania HS from the early 1950's.
5) How to calculate the Volume of a Prism?
A: with more inmates, it will get louder
7) Two guys get $18 & split it in a 6:3 ratio, what happens?
A: that's unfair & an affront to our cherished Socialist ideals, what's "guy"?
11) Write, 1,023,994,870 in words:
A: won oh tu tree mine mine! fo ate Svenn Ziroe
13) P(Joe oversleeps) = 3 x P(Joe wakes up), P(Joe oversleeps)=?
A: is it MON-day ?
Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless ... Then the word of the Lord came to him: “... a son who is your own flesh and blood will be your heir.” He took him outside and said, “Look up at the sky and count the stars - if indeed you can count them.” Then he said to him, “So shall your offspring be.” Abram believed the Lord, and he credited it to him as righteousness (Gen. 15:2-6).
my site: https://totalyouth.us/
Calculus is Easy:
https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI
Calc is EZ (look 4D hammer):
#i1UVπ_DUq
More about "wakunda" ...
https://www.wakuda.co.uk/wakanda-wakunda-wakuda/
Olympic champion Usain Bolt, of Jamaica, ran nearly 24 mph in the 100m
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usain_Bolt
Now there must be some limit to the speed of a human runner. Surely no man or woman could run 66 mph! #WhatIs #A_Woman ?? #WhoIs #JohnGalt ???
Oklahoma based 80-1 shot Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike:
https://kfor.com/news/local/oklahoma-owner-of-80-1-shot-kentucky-derby-winner-recalls-historic-race/
Despite constant breeding for speed there is a limit to horse speed. Winning Brew, trained by Francis Vitale, ran 44 mph in 2008:
https://www.nationalequine.org/basics/how-fast-horse-run/
More about Anthony Standen (d. 1993):
Science is a Sacred Cow by Anthony Standen:
https://www.amazon.com/Science-Sacred-Cow-Anthony-Standen/dp/B0017ZQ7I6
YES Virginia, there is a Hillary who knows Maths:
https://thecollege.syr.edu/people/graduate-students/hillary-omoze/
** The 3rd Headline was inspired by ...
Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks by Patrick Vennebush (Robert Reed Pub., Bandon, OR, 2010).
Paul Erdős documentary (1993):
Richard Baxter (d. 1691) on gluttony:
https://www.gracegems.org/28/directions_against_gluttony.htm
Perfect Numbers >>
https://mathworld.wolfram.com/PerfectNumber.html
** The 4th headline was inspired by ...
F in Exams - Pop Quiz by Richard Benson (Chronicle Books, #SanFran 2015).
YES VA, "flanked math" is a thing ...
https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22flanked+math%22
Abraham & Isaac - Apologetix ♫ >>
#Maths #Mathz #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Apologetix #PaulErdos #LeoEuler #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #KingDavid #Hebrews #JohnOwen #TwoPlusTwo #Equals5 #BigBroSez ‼ #PiN_ur_i #Itz_Complex #a_bi_Sez #Abbie #Abigail #Kripke_Putnam #NaturalKinds #ETLs #Nis_@_13tT(r) #Abe #PerfectLamb ##PERF## #GEN22 #BillyGraham #AnthonyStanden #SacredCows #Science #NorbertSmith #DocGator #DocGater #high #stoked #Robinette #MathQuiz
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