Westminster Wasp - How to Murder Mathz

 

** The International Regime for Changing Math Rules, which is represented by the four-ringed Calculus, has banned limits. 

 

As a result, Yuri Bolton of Wakunda, broke a record by running the 200m @ 37 mph‼  He out-performed Goliath's brother's former record of 35 mph when he was running away from King David.     

In addition, just last week, Hee Haw Brew (aka HeeBrew), cousin to Richer Stroke, ran 71 mph @ Remington Park (OKC).

 

** Dodgy extremist scientist claims absolute truth exists.

Anthony Standen, executive editor of a 22-volume Encyclopedia of Chemical Technology (John Wiley & Sons), made this totally #Unbelievable statement:

 

Numbers exist in the mind only.  Nobody says, “For me, four times three is 13, but for you it may be 14.”  There is no disagreement about numbers, and that means that there is far less disagreement about them than there is about the “objective” world, which isn’t always exactly the same for everybody. (Science is a Sacred Cow, Dutton, 1950, p. 183)

 

Of British extraction, Standen received a degree in chemistry from Oxford and studied chemical engineering at MIT.  He also earned an advanced degree in entomology.  Sacred Cows in Science, ed. by Norbert "Doc Gator" Smith (Ph.D. Zoology, Texas Tech), follows a similar tack:

https://www.amazon.com/Sacred-Cows-Science-Objectivity-Allowed/dp/1456585169

 

** Revealing Conversation @ #Mathz Convention (T0r0nt0, CAN).

Sol Euler: √(-1)/8

Hillary Erdős: i over ate Ⅱ

Sol: Did you hear about Bro Dave's gluttony problem?

Hillary: I heard he weighs over 99 BilliGrams ‼

Sol: If 7-8-9, who Fed "X" ?

Hillary: Agent 28 and Officer 496 have the *perfect* answer ...

Sol: What's more frightful than a scary Number # ?

Hillary: When ur #Mathz writing fingers are not just #Numb or #Number but the

|Absolute| #Numbest ‼

 

** High (& Stoked) Political Official Flanked HS Math Exam.

An undocumented source, code-named "Robinette," has uncovered terrible math test results from Transylvania HS from the early 1950's. 

5) How to calculate the Volume of a Prism?

    A: with more inmates, it will get louder

7) Two guys get $18 & split it in a 6:3 ratio, what happens?

    A: that's unfair & an affront to our cherished Socialist ideals, what's "guy"?   

11) Write, 1,023,994,870 in words:

     A: won oh tu tree mine mine! fo ate Svenn Ziroe

13) P(Joe oversleeps) = 3 x P(Joe wakes up), P(Joe oversleeps)=?

     A: is it MON-day ?

 

Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless ... Then the word of the Lord came to him: “... a son who is your own flesh and blood will be your heir.”  He took him outside and said, “Look up at the sky and count the stars - if indeed you can count them.” Then he said to him, “So shall your offspring be.”  Abram believed the Lord, and he credited it to him as righteousness (Gen. 15:2-6).

 

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Calculus is Easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Calculus-Easy-Jay-Hall-ebook/dp/B00B3YWYNI

Calc is EZ (look 4D hammer):

https://youtu.be/xH3Bbl6lC-4

   #i1UVπ_DUq

 

More about "wakunda" ...

https://www.wakuda.co.uk/wakanda-wakunda-wakuda/

 

Olympic champion Usain Bolt, of Jamaica, ran nearly 24 mph in the 100m

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usain_Bolt

Now there must be some limit to the speed of a human runner.  Surely no man or woman could run 66 mph!  #WhatIs #A_Woman ?? #WhoIs #JohnGalt ???

 

Oklahoma based 80-1 shot Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike:

https://kfor.com/news/local/oklahoma-owner-of-80-1-shot-kentucky-derby-winner-recalls-historic-race/

 

Despite constant breeding for speed there is a limit to horse speed.  Winning Brew, trained by Francis Vitale, ran 44 mph in 2008:

https://www.nationalequine.org/basics/how-fast-horse-run/

 

More about Anthony Standen (d. 1993):

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/06/25/obituaries/anthony-standen-is-dead-at-86-chemist-who-deflated-pomposity.html

 

Science is a Sacred Cow by Anthony Standen:

https://www.amazon.com/Science-Sacred-Cow-Anthony-Standen/dp/B0017ZQ7I6

 

 

YES Virginia, there is a Hillary who knows Maths:

https://thecollege.syr.edu/people/graduate-students/hillary-omoze/

 

** The 3rd Headline was inspired by ...

Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks by Patrick Vennebush (Robert Reed Pub., Bandon, OR, 2010).

 

Paul Erdős documentary (1993):

https://youtu.be/fEbYLNyvQy0

 

Richard Baxter (d. 1691) on gluttony:

https://www.gracegems.org/28/directions_against_gluttony.htm

 

Perfect Numbers >>

https://mathworld.wolfram.com/PerfectNumber.html

 

** The 4th headline was inspired by ...

F in Exams - Pop Quiz by Richard Benson (Chronicle Books, #SanFran 2015).

 

YES VA, "flanked math" is a thing ...

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22flanked+math%22

 

Abraham & Isaac - Apologetix ♫ >>

https://youtu.be/uMzW68MM3b0

 

 

#Maths #Mathz #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Apologetix #PaulErdos #LeoEuler #YoungEarthScience #YES #WestminsterWaspWED #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #KingDavid #Hebrews #JohnOwen #TwoPlusTwo #Equals5 #BigBroSez ‼ #PiN_ur_i #Itz_Complex #a_bi_Sez #Abbie #Abigail #Kripke_Putnam #NaturalKinds #ETLs #Nis_@_13tT(r) #Abe #PerfectLamb ##PERF## #GEN22 #BillyGraham #AnthonyStanden #SacredCows #Science #NorbertSmith #DocGator #DocGater #high #stoked #Robinette #MathQuiz            

Westminster Wasp - News of the Weird 2

 

<< Preacher Packin' Heat & Nukes

Billy "Atomic" Wilkenz learned how to build a nuke from the opera:

https://ahf.nuclearmuseum.org/ahf/history/doctor-atomic/

 

He dearly loves to protect his devoted flock of 321 members in Dentonville, Arkansas.  When asked for a proof text to justify his extreme security measures, Pastor Wilkenz gave this story regarding Samson: "... the Philistines shouted against him: and the Spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him, and the cords that were upon his arms became as flax that was burnt with fire, and his bands loosed from off his hands. And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith" (Judges 15:14,15).  

Seemingly, Bro Billy takes great care of the sheep in his pasture (cf. Jn. 21:15-19).

#BreakTheNewz >> Bro Billy was abducted by the #FBY last nite @ 2:38 (U kno it‼) & he was sentenced to a 5 year term of hard labor @ an undisclosed #CoalMine in West Virginia (that's West of VA for those of you who are #PubEd victims).

 

<< Amazing Mathematical Breakthrough, 7=99

As you heard from #BigBro yesterday, "Two Plus Two is Five."[1]

  7 = 2 + 2 + 2 + 1

  7 = 2 + 5 + 1

  7 = 3 + 3 + 1 +1    (86 the last + sign)

  7 = 3 + 3 + 11       (rotate the plus signs → x)

  7 = 3 x 3 x 11 = 99

** Film @ 11

Our Check-Factor has confirmed that this is a Unique Result:

https://yandex.com/search/?text=%22seven+equals+ninety+nine%22&lr=21366

How do you search for a novel Maths Thm?  Unique up on it‼

And God gave Solomon wisdom and understanding exceeding much, and largeness of heart, even as the sand that is on the sea shore.

And Solomon's wisdom excelled the wisdom of all the children of the east country, and all the wisdom of Egypt. (1 Kings 4:29,30).

 

<< Andy Stanley reaches a settlement with Moses & writes an 800 page tome proving that our lovely planet is Six Thousand years old.  When asked for his reasoning, Andy stated, "If it's good enough for Christ, I'm okay with it." ...

But from the beginning of creation, God made them male and female. (Mk. 10:6)

For those days will be a time of tribulation such as has not occurred since the beginning of the creation which God created until now, and never will. Unless the Lord had shortened those days, no life would have been saved ... (Mk. 13:19–20)

So that the blood of all the prophets, shed since the foundation of the world, may be charged against this generation, from the blood of Abel to the blood of Zechariah ... (Luke 11:50–51)

His new book has been praised by the authors of Searching for Adam as well as  God, Adam & You:

https://www.amazon.com/Searching-Adam-Genesis-Truth-Origin/dp/0890519757

https://www.amazon.com/God-Adam-You-Philadelphia-Conference/dp/1629950661

 

I personally know a pastor in Lubbock, TX who's packin' heat three times over.

"Keep watch over yourselves and all the flock of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers. Be shepherds of the church of God, which he bought with his own blood. I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.  Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard! ..." (Acts 20:28-31).

 

Note:

1) "Nineteen Eighty Four" by George Orwell in Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four - Text, Sources, Criticism ed. by Irving Howe (Harcourt, NYC, 1963), p. 36.

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Pistol Packin' Mama - Andrews Sisters & Jimmy Dean (@ 7:15):

https://youtu.be/DUyeffdFfBw

 

#MosesPlus OR #NO_OT - Andy Stanley vs. Jeff Durbin:

https://youtu.be/yji0fqtVEw8

 

Maybe #Andy should Learn Some #Deuteronomy ♫ >>

https://youtu.be/ZbvEKdDqt1I

 

#Jesus & #YES (Young Earth Science):

https://answersingenesis.org/age-of-the-earth/jesus-evangelical-scholars-and-the-age-of-the-earth/

 

#AndyStanley #BB6640 #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #Unbelievable #CharlesStanley #NorthPoint #JeffDurbin #Apologia #Apologetix #N_Torcht #YoungEarthScience

#WestminsterWaspWED #Maths #TwoPlusTwo #Is5 #Nukes #PreacherPackinHeat #WestminsterWasp #Jesus #God #Bible #JustinBrierley #IrishSavedCiv #OT #OldTestament #TerryMortenson #Samson #KingSolomon #Wisdom #METS #Year1984 #Y6K #NewsOfTheWeird #Austin #Philly