** Mitch McConnell BOOed by Crowd of Joke Haterz **
Mitch and his political elite cronies, Gatez, Foo Chi,
Bud "Got Oil?" Ebsen, ZoroZ, Micky "WEF" Schvaabz, Sammy
"KISS" Angre, Bud "Bohemian Grove" Klynt'n and a host of
others were going to have their smoke-filled room meeting at the local pool
hall, but just then there was a plot complication ... dun-duh-daah ‼ ♫ So, they decided to altar* the venue via the
#CircularDeathSquad protocol and went to a distant bowling alley. Since the meet was #AboveTopSecret everyone
was vewy vewy quiet - in fact, you could hear a pin drop ...
As #MitchyMitch left the building the crowd booed him
terribly. After dodging a boat load of
rotten tomatoes, stinky eggs (got S ?) and a few dead possums, Mr. Mitchster
attempted to pacify the crowd with jokes:
M: The noble
Senator from Barrow (AK) called me a "Klepto" the other day ... I
always take things literally!
Crowd: roars of
disapproval.
M: What did the
#BigGuy say when he turned in his dog-eaten HW to his 3rd Grade Teacher? ...
#IDid_That ‼
Crowd: really
gets angry now.
* can you say "Cremation of #CARE ?"
#Hot_hot_H0T ♪
#Sir_5rZ
** Girly "Jeffette" Maxwell Given LED Menorah (מְנֹרָה)
**
Mothers of the Maccabean Revolt have brought Girly latkes
filled with files** - truly, potato pancakes #TwoDi4 ! ! They also gave her an LED lamp for Chanukah
so as to prevent #Self_Termination by means of pyromania, teknomania,
narcomania or Barneymania. In a stunning reversal, King Seleucid, in a
solemn statement aired on national TV, said, "Let my Girly go!"
https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=63899
** The Secret Files of Josephus (d. ~100 AD).
Six13 - Elton Johnukah:
** UFO's Invade #DeepState **
Mother Ship #5 dropped the Blob Bomb on DC yesterday -
Oh! the #Humanity ‼
Parts of Maryland are completed turned to toast. The #BLOB has already reached Bovds, Olnev
& Glen Burnie! On the #SouthSide the
#BigBlob is headed towards Woodbridge (VA). St. Paul Methodist (on "G" street)
was packed with parishioners asking the Lord for deliverance. The Fish Net, a Christian bookstore, has decided to close their doors
for the day.
<><
#RU_Chosen ? <><
According to Davey "Deep Truth" Icicle, General
Murslyme and Strike Force Charlie will invade #Cleveland on September Eleventh
(9.11.23) - hide your reptiles! Are
aliens "guapo" to you? Go ask Sigourney
Weaver. What about ALF, ET, Mork or
#Spock ? OR, how about Ray Walston #MFM ♂
?
The BLOB ‼ (1958):
*FYI: I went to HS in Woodbridge for 2 years & later
graduated from US Grant in OKC.
Kudos: Best Worst
Dad Jokes - Sandy Silverthorne (p. 61)
"Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus
Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing
in Christ. For he chose us in him before the creation of the world to be holy
and blameless in his sight. In love he
predestined us for adoption to sonship through Jesus Christ, in accordance with
his pleasure and will ... In him we were also chosen, having been predestined
according to the plan of him who works out everything in conformity with the
purpose of his will" (Eph. 1:3-5,11).
#McConnell #Alienz #DC86d #BLOB #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #LizardKingz #DC_MD_VA_86d #gUAP0 #SigourneyWeaver #Alien #RayWalston #MyFavoriteMartian #Maxwell #Chanukah #menorah #Woodbridge #Got_Survival ? #DeepState #Humanity #Chosen #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #Smartless
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